creePY FUCKING BEETLE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK PLS HELP

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manaphy:

manaphy:

cats with benefits

OH MY GOD HOLD ON IS THE WHLE “FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS” THING A SEXUAL THING THIS WHOLE TIME I THOGUHT IT JUST MEANT STUFF LIKE FRIENDS THATLL BUY U ICE CREAM ON THE STREETS OR HELP U CLEAN THE HOUSE

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes